People ask me all the time if there's a single phrase I know in all the languages I've dabbled in.
This usually comes after an evening of me insulting folks in Russian, their mothers in Cambodian, hitting on them in Italian, French, Hindi, Spanish, and yeah, English (fuck you, I'm lonely), drinking in Japanese, and begging off in, I don't know, Base-10.
What I do, when people pin me to the corkboard with this accidentally unnerving question, is what I would expect anyone to do: I lie right the hell through my smile bones.
"Oh, it's just more hitting on people, all the way down," or the like.
For reasons most of you should already know...
(But also, seriously, fuck you if you just guessed...)
Yeah, okay, fine...
It's, "I'm sorry," and I'm up to 27 distinct languages.
Stop me on the street some time and ask for one. Smart money says I owesky, anyhow.
Ti Voglio Bene,