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People ask me all the time if there's a single phrase I know in all the languages I've dabbled in.

This usually comes after an evening of me insulting folks in Russian, their mothers in Cambodian, hitting on them in Italian, French, Hindi, Spanish, and yeah, English (fuck you, I'm lonely), drinking in Japanese, and begging off in, I don't know, Base-10.

What I do, when people pin me to the corkboard with this accidentally unnerving question, is what I would expect anyone to do: I lie right the hell through my smile bones.

"Oh, it's just more hitting on people, all the way down," or the like.

But really...

For reasons most of you should already know...

(But also, seriously, fuck you if you just guessed...)

Yeah, okay, fine...

It's, "I'm sorry," and I'm up to 27 distinct languages.

Stop me on the street some time and ask for one. Smart money says I owesky, anyhow.

Ti Voglio Bene,
-zhou doucette


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Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
I'm an awful man.


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SophieKoryn Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016  Professional Photographer
Thanks so much for the watch!!!! :aww:
MarianaAdler Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for the watch :D
LethalKitten Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015
Thanks for the watch 
quietandshyfornow Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
thank you luv for watching
Seraphim1991 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
thanks heaps mr n_n
Reilune Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Professional General Artist
:la: Thank you so very much for the :+devwatch: and support! :ahoy: It really means a lot to me! :D

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Helloharleyrose Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
Hi I noticed you watch LadyHarleyBack I would just like to let you know she is a fake. All the neccesary proof is on this page:) Thank you!
NyxxVixxen Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch! :)
Aluminium0xyde Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the watch hun !
aandariel Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thank you for the watch!
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